Jokes and Humour 430 topics

So very tongue in cheek, fingers crossed it won't be long un ...

Hi, we are at the discussion stage, he refused to accept what I needed, a week has gone by and he now wants to accept what I proposed but has to be by a certain ...

I have a large fridge/freezer in my garage that came from our FH we had to sell. It doesn''t fit in my new small kitchen and ex wants it. He told my son today ...

This is a very funny picture of a divorce cake

I know this was soooo immature of me but it really made me chuckle.

I was just walking home when a car pulled up next to me- it was my ex (who I haven' ...

Went to first direction appointment today.
That was fun ...

Extract from A level student's English Literature paper :

' John Milton got married and wrote ' Paradise Lost '

He then divorced her and wrote ...

I''ve just been listening to the local radio who are giving away a cash prize of £20k which they say is the cost of a luxury wedding. Heck!

It just go ...

This seems to be a genuine ad, in the USA of course.

FREE TO GOOD HOME

EITHER

Beautiful 6 month old kitten, orange and caramel tabby, ...

Hi everyone,
Came across some jokes that made me laugh, thought I would share... please feel free to add some more.

As i have been congratulated on being the landmark 480,000th person to post on the forum...does this mean i will get all my legal costs paid for my divorce/sett ...

Anyone succumbed to the obvious temptation of putting a dig or insult in the payment reference field when making payments to your ex? It''s a great opportunity ...

Hi guys any advice is greatly received!

So my wife who I seperated from nearly 3 years ago has finally agreed to let me start a 2 year seperation divor ...

I had my cat put to sleep yesterday, I''m sad but he''d had a great life and it was the right time, I phoned my Dad to tell him and it gave him the chance to us ...

Why do buses have windows?

So you can see your ex travelling in comfort in the car you both one owned listening to their favourite music !! ...

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner ...

When you''re going through divorce. It''s really important you keep eating or else you could die of starvation.
Potatoes are a great way of keeping yourself ...

It was a custody hearing. The child was a teenager and able to express his own opnion.

He didn''t want to live with his mother as she was prone to thra ...

Divorce is a very fecked up situation.
By relation, so is marriage.
Be happy, stay single!
And that is all I have to say about that.

Does anyone know how to upload a photo? There''s one I think you would all enjoy but I don''t seem to be able to copy it here.

It is of one of those L ...

Well you can''t even trust the world''s second most eliglible bachelor to not go and feck up!!
WTF Georgie I need my wing man why the feck would you wanna g ...

This amused me a little bit.

Since I get paid 4 weekly, and couldn''t afford to pay my child maintenance on a monthly direct debit, I got the CSA to ag ...

As some of you may have an inkling His Royal Hawayness is a long time divorced.
It was indeed an expensive affair primarily the free house and the car that ...

A friend sent me this poem and i think it applies very well to my wiki friends

Dear Lord,

Every single evening
As I''m lying here in bed, ...

At School a teacher asks her class of 6 year olds to tell the class what there dad does for a living....

Fireman says one, policeman another, builder a ...

Woman sues solicitors because they ''did not explain that finalising her divorce would terminate her marriage''

I offer the following adverts for your delectation.

NORDIC TRACK EXERCISE MACHINE. $300. Hardly used. Call Chubby.
HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER ...

My wonderful daughter has just come home from work with one of those vintage signs
" it is better to have loved and lost than live with a psychopat ...

I came across this why looking for something else. I haven''t vetted the whole site but on first perusal I thought it had potential for humour.

I posted a blog at the start of November how I had made the decision not to try not to have any further contact with the ex harridan.
This was due to these ...

American man Alan Markovitz buys the house next door to his ex-wife and her partner, apparently for the main purpose of erecting a 12 foot bronze statue of a mi ...

Further to the bronze finger, I thought it might be interesting to exchange revenge stories, just for a laugh.

We''ve all heard of the wife who cut the ...

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show ...

Arguably good for the soul, but undoubtedly terrible legal advice:

Tell it like it is.

In the guide Cupids M ...

A woman ran an ad in the classifieds;
" Husband wanted."
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing;
...

I found this on youtube and thought it was one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time.

I have just had a great laugh. It might make you laugh to

My brother was at a kiddies birthday party with his daughter. She was happily sitting there w ...

Nick Ferrarri shows what a good presenter he is by reading the phone book LOL